Quote from Tim in Bewitched
Tim: Are you guys accusing me of something? Detective Roberts: No, no. We'd never consider you a suspect until we had some hard evidence. Detective MacIntyre: [finds an ax in the door] Property of Tim Taylor. Detective Roberts: You have the right to remain silent... Tim: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold it. That's a Halloween prank. I just used that, you know, to scare Wilson. Detective MacIntyre: Well, perhaps you scared him to death. Tim: I am the king. [chuckles]