Quote from Wilson in Bewitched
Tim: [on the phone] Yes. I'd like to report a break-in. And a missing person. It's 508 Glenview Road. I'm the next-door neighbor. It's Tim Taylor. [Wilson, Detective Roberts and two other men are with Al at his house:] Detective Roberts: And what's the name of the missing person? Tim: Wilson Wilson. Detective Roberts: We'll be right over. [hangs up] Tim: Thanks. Detective Roberts: We're all set. Wilson: Thanks for helping me out. Now we're gonna find out who's really the king.