Al: Well, today we kick off the Tool Time lyric-writing contest. For years our theme song has had no words.
Tim: Klaus? [Tool Time theme plays] Hey? And a theme song without lyrics is like... Well, it's like Al's mom without a 5:00 shadow.
Al: As I was saying, Detroit's finest songwriters are vying to have their lyrics be the crown jewel in the dazzling Tool Time theme!
Tim: You heard it right. There's no money involved. Heidi, tell them how the contest works.
Heidi: Well, our contestant begins to sing and the moment we don't like what we hear...
Tim: Flonko! [gong rings]