Brad: So did you have any luck with that stain?
Mark: You tell me.
Brad: Mark, what'd you put on there?
Mark: I thought I heard Mom say that red wine takes out soda stains.
Brad: No, you idiot. Soda takes out red wine stains.
Mark: This is bad, isn't it?
Brad: Well, let's see. Mom and Dad come home and the couch is stained and the whole place smells of booze.
Mark: We gotta get rid of the smell.
Brad: You're right. Let's try some bleach.