Tim: Oh, yeah. Yeah! Oh, sweet mystery of life.
Randy: I told you not to do that Tool Time salute to nerve gas.
Tim: If I'd found this chair before I found your mother, you wouldn't be around to make that joke.
Jill: [enters] Hi, guys. What are you doing?
Tim: Just practicing for my day by myself for my birthday. The guys gave me this at work. It's got little slots for my drinks and my selection of fine aerosol cheeses.