Narrator: [v.o. on TV] You'll enjoy surfing, kayaking and volleyball on our beautiful white sugar sand beaches.
Jill: Wow, that looks great. What is this, the Leisure Channel?
Brad: No. It's a recruiting video from the University of Maui.
Jill: I don't think you're going to a college that's nicer than where I spent my honeymoon. Aren't you supposed to be studying?
Narrator: [v.o. on TV] While you're overlooking the Pacific, you could earn your PhD in marine biology, art history or psychology.
Jill: Hello!