Quote from Tim in The Son Also Mooches
Wilson: Oh, yes, I see. So you're worried about your mom losing her money. Tim: Yeah. I, uh... I talked to Jeff about it and he just said it's none of my business. Wilson: Well, it's true that loan has nothing to do with you, but considering Jeff's track record, the concerns you have for your mother are totally understandable. Tim: Yeah. So I'm caught between a rock and a bald guy.