Quote from Tim in The Son Also Mooches
Al: So why don't we take a look at these tools right now? Tim: Ooh, I know all about these. Delvin Horsted: What do you know about tongs? Tim: Shh, quiet. It's the Chinese Mafia. Delvin Horsted: These are 36-inch tongs. Tim: Oh. The kind that Al's mom wears at the beach. Delvin Horsted: I use them... I use them to take heavy pieces of metal out of the fire. The length keeps my hands away from the heat. Tim: That's very important to a blacksmith. That way you keep your hands soft and silky-smooth. Delvin Horsted: I'm not the one wearing make-up. Al: [to Tim] Behave yourself.