Quote from Al in Futile Attraction
Al: Now, the way that this machine works is there are sensors in the pad which measure the velocity and the striking angle of the club. The vector and the velocity is then measured... Tim: Al, shut up and shoot the thing, will you? [scoffs] Vector velocities. [When Al takes his shot, it lands in the lake] Computer: [v.o.] [plop in water sound] Ninety-five yards. Nice shot, miss. Tim: All right, Payne. Let's see what you got. See what we can come up with here. Computer: [v.o.] Two hundred-ninety-one yards. Nice drive. Al: Wow. That was a great drive. Well, I guess this contest is over.