Quote from Tim in The Dating Game
Tim: Hey, before we eat- Al: Hey, Tim, look! Tiger prawns. Tim: Before we eat, I want to make a confession. Kathy: You're not really on TV, are you? Al: No, no, we are. But, Tim is actually the star. Tim: Yeah, they call me "The Tool Man." Donna: Ooh, I bet they do. Tim: They call me the married tool man.