Jill: My husband is going to be sorry he missed you. Would you consider staying and having Thanksgiving dinner with us?
Rodney Dangerfield: Oh, that's very kind of you. I'd love to, you know. When I was a kid I had it rough. I mean, we were poor.
Irv Schmayman: How poor were you?
Rodney Dangerfield: How poor? On Thanksgiving my old man showed us a picture of a turkey. I sat there all day trying to lick the gravy, you know.