Jill: What do you think about a soy turkey?
Tim: Hey, I'm up for anything. You know what I believe, that no matter what you eat or where you eat it, Thanksgiving is great as long as we're all together.
Jill: We are not gonna spend Thanksgiving at a car show.
Tim: No, no, no. Don't be ridiculous. Now, listen. We've been offered a luxury box at the Silverdome. We can enjoy an incredible Thanksgiving dinner in the privacy of our own room.
Jill: You're saying you'd rather spend the day in a football stadium being served Thanksgiving meal by total strangers?
Tim: Yes.
Jill: Hot damn! I'm sleeping in. [they high-five]