Jill: Wilson, I thought that you and Willow were going to Ann Arbor for Thanksgiving.
Wilson: Well, we're gonna leave as soon as I finish making my feng shui home protection tool.
Jill: How does that work?
Wilson: Well, Jill, the horizontal flute is the guardian of hopes and desires. And the two angled flutes radiate peace throughout the house and the universe.
Jill: What do the red tassels do?
Wilson: They scare away squirrels.