Ian: Do you like La Boheme?
Jill: Oh, I love La Boheme.
Ian: It is coming to town next week. If you'd like to see it, I'd love to take you.
Jill: Excuse me?
Ian: Oh, maybe we can have dinner first.
Jill: Um... Um, did you just ask me out on a, you know, like, a date?
Ian: Well, I... Yeah, I did.
Jill: I'm married. Oh. Well, you couldn't see that. But there was just that guy that I was just talking to...
Ian: The one who hates your family?
Jill: He's my husband.
Ian: Your husband? I thought he was your brother.