Quote from Jill in The Niece
Jill: Wilson's told us so much about you. He said that you were, what, a German Philosophy major. Willow: Yes. It was a great stepping stone to the work I do now. Mark: What do you do now? Willow: Give massages. Brad: Very cool. [phone rings] Tim: I'll get it. Randy: So what exactly is the connection between German Philosophy and massage? Willow: Read a little Nietzsche and see how tense you get.