Jill Quote #858
Jill: Wilson's told us so much about you. He said that you were, what, a German Philosophy major.
Willow: Yes. It was a great stepping stone to the work I do now.
Mark: What do you do now?
Willow: Give massages.
Brad: Very cool. [phone rings]
Tim: I'll get it.
Randy: So what exactly is the connection between German Philosophy and massage?
Willow: Read a little Nietzsche and see how tense you get.
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Tim: Willow, it's, uh It's for you.
Willow: Oh, yeah. I gave your number to a few people. Is it David, Felipe or Cameron?
Tim: [on the phone] Is it David, Felipe or Cameron? OK, OK. Settle down. Sergei.
Willow: Ugh! I don't want to talk to him. He's an insensitive egomaniac who refuses to share his feelings.
Tim: [on the phone] She won't talk to you because you're a guy.
Quote from Tim
Willow: Do you understand what I'm saying?
Wilson: Yes, I do. And, Willow, even though I want you to live your own life, there's something that I have to say.
Willow: What's that?
Wilson: I really want you to consider the words of the Bible: "He who is alone and falleth..."
Willow: "...hath not another to help him up." Ecclesiastes.
Tim: "Everybody loves somebody sometime." Martin-comma-Dean.
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Jill: Hey, Wilson. Hey, you gotta watch your step because we've had an electrical problem.
Wilson: How badly was Tim hurt?