Ralph: I'm re-doing my kitchen countertops. Can I lay the new laminate right over the old?
Al: You can, as long as you prepare the surface and the countertop is flat.
Tim: Or if it has a square backsplash, just like Al.
Heidi: Anyone else?
Ralph: I have another question. What do you have to say about Binford being one of the worst polluters in Detroit?
Tim: Where did you hear that?
Ralph: My kid brought home an article from the school paper.
Al: Sir, I can assure you that Binford Tools is an environmentally responsible corporation. Next question.
Ralph: Come clean, you bearded phony!
Tim: Bearded phony?