Jill: Al! Al! You always said Ilene was the best thing that happened to you.
Al: I know! I know that! But lately there's been some things about her that just get on my nerves.
Jill: Well, like what? What?
Al: Well... ...she's so darn... nice! You know, she never stands up for herself! She never gets angry! She never gets annoyed!
Tim: [to Jill] Kicking and screaming?
Al: I want somebody who is feisty! Somebody who is not afraid to look me in the eye and say, "Al, you've had way too much bacon bits!" I want somebody... somebody like Barbara Walters.
Tim: Barbara Walters?
Al: Oh, yeah. She's sassy.