Quote from Tim in A Funny Valentine
Al: Well, my Valentine's present was a big hit with Ilene. Tim: Is she gonna wear that flannel nightie on your honeymoon? Al: Wouldn't you like to know? Tim: No. Just being polite, Al. Al: Did you ever find Jill's present? Tim: No, I didn't. I had to get her a chocolate tanker truck from the Exxon station.