Quote from Tim in A Funny Valentine
Al: Well, this beautiful piece of furniture can fit under a windowsill, and it can house an entire entertainment system. Tim: Right. In Al's apartment, this is where he hides his square-dance caller. [humming] Al: It opens through the lid here, and a motorized unit brings the TV up to eye level. Tim: Right. But the standard motor is just a bit sluggish. So l... Al: Oh, you didn't soup up a TV counter, did you? Tim: That way it'll just pop up quicker. [The TV shoots out of the unit, breaks an overhead duct, and crashes to the ground]