Tim: Oh, Al. I almost forgot. Got that autographed picture of The Beach Boys for your mom.
Al: Oh, wow! Thank you. She will be so appreciative. Uh... "To Al's mom. Our biggest fan... by a wide margin." Did you tell them that my mother was weight-challenged?
Tim: No. I just told them what to write.
Al: Well, I can't put this on her wall now!
Tim: Well, put it on the floor. She'll never see it.
Heidi: [on video monitor] Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor! Woo-hoo!
Al: You know, she's losing weight.
Tim: I know she's losing weight. I'm just joking about this... [both arguing]