Quote from Tim in The Karate Kid Returns
Tim: Oh, Al. I almost forgot. Got that autographed picture of The Beach Boys for your mom. Al: Oh, wow! Thank you. She will be so appreciative. Uh... "To Al's mom. Our biggest fan... by a wide margin." Did you tell them that my mother was weight-challenged? Tim: No. I just told them what to write. Al: Well, I can't put this on her wall now! Tim: Well, put it on the floor. She'll never see it. Heidi: [on video monitor] Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor! Woo-hoo! Al: You know, she's losing weight. Tim: I know she's losing weight. I'm just joking about this... [both arguing]