Quote from Brad in The Flirting Game
Saleswoman: Hello. I'd like to speak to the man or the woman of the house.
Brad: I'm the man of the house.
Saleswoman: May I ask what you're using to solve your tough cleaning problems?
Tim: His mother. What have I told you about talking to solicitors, Brad? You want to be as warm and friendly as possible. I'll handle this.
Brad: But, Dad...
Brad: Uh, I go to Lakeside High. Stop by sometime. It's filthy.