Marty: Why are you taking the toilet?
Jeff: Because I need a new one. No sense spending good money when I can have this one for free.
Marty: This isn't just a toilet, you know. It's... an heirloom. This toilet is full of memories.
Jeff: Yeah, for me too. Remember the night of my bachelor party? Ooh, some major hurling in there.
Marty: Hey, how about when Dad brought back that bag of smoked chub from the Indian reservation? [all laugh]
Tim: That was a bad week.