Randy: Hey, Mom? Remember I'm working down at the soup kitchen on Wednesday. They also want me to work Thanksgiving, is that OK?
Jill: Sure. Sure. It's great that you're giving your time. It also means that our family values have rubbed off on you.
Randy: What do you mean?
Jill: Well, your father and I have taught you that holidays are about sharing and putting other people first.
Tim: [enters] Honey, look what we got! The last turkey they had. The biggest one, and it's all mine, mine, mine!