Jill: Boys, out. [Tim starts to walk away] Tim, in.
Tim: You know, it... Just settle down, would you please? It possibly was bad judgment on my part to borrow the car.
Jill: You didn't borrow the car. You stole the car.
Tim: Stealing, borrowing... Wait, that omelet is getting very cold, honey.
Jill: If you were a stranger I would have you arrested.
Tim: Careful with that. It's a very good picture of me. Try pepper or salsa or something. It will make it very zesty.
Jill: Tim, this whole gift from my aunt was supposed to be fun. But from the minute I decided to buy a car, you have done nothing but suck the fun out of the whole thing. Thank you for nothing!
Tim: I could heat it up. It'll be as good as new.