Jill: Randy really does have feelings for Lauren but Lauren doesn't have any feelings for Randy. She's going out with Jason.
Tim: Nyah. What could she possibly see in Jason? That guy's dad drives a Pacer.
Jill: Well, Randy's really hurting. You remember what it feels like to be rejected.
Tim: Yes, I do. I remember hearing every excuse in the book. [high-pitched voice] "Um... I gotta wash my hair." "No, no, no. I've got a touch of the plague. That's what I've got." "No, no. I've got to de-worm my schnauzer."
Jill: Well, you must have felt awful.
Tim: Yeah, but you came around.