Al: Now we have only one security camera situated over the front door.
Tim: There you go. See that picture? Very nice. That's my son Brad with a good friend of his, Jason. Jason just bought his first circular saw.
[on camera:]
Jason: What do you mean you want your money back?
Brad: I decided not to cheat on the test.
Jason: Why not?
Brad: Well, first of all it's wrong. And second of all, if my parents caught me, they'd kill me.
Jason: They'd never catch on. Especially your dad. He still thinks I bought a saw and that I tape Tool Time. I mean...
Tim: [opens door] [laughs] Well, you don't have to tape Tool Time now, Jason, because you're on it live. And I'll be sending this tape to your folks.
Jason: Did I mention I'm an orphan, sir?