Quote from Tim in Alarmed by Burglars
Jill: I think I've almost got this down. Before going to sleep at night, I press "arm-command-5863," "perimeter-instant-2-star-4." Tim: [o.s.] 2-star-2! Jill: Oh, OK. "2-star-2." Tim: [coughs o.s.] I think I could use one of those mucous cups. Jill: I'll never be able to work this. Tim: Oh, just hang with it. You'll get it. There's one last security measure we gotta do before we go to bed. Jill: What? Tim: I'll have to frisk you. Jill: What's the password? Tim: "Please."