Wilson: Oh, boy! I just cannot believe this happened. They took some of my most valued possessions.
Officer Guidry: All right, what'd they get? A TV? Stereo?
Wilson: No, no, no. Much worse than that. Number one, they took my cheek extender from Fiji. Number two, they took my stuffed cow's hoof. But the thing that really makes me feel violated is they took my African mucous cup.
Tim: They always take the good stuff.
Officer Guidry: How am I gonna write this up? I mean, what's an African mucous cup worth?
Wilson: Well, not much here in Detroit. But in Africa you can get six goats and a virgin.