Brad: Mom, someone's gotta take that perfume away from Grandma. The whole upstairs reeks.
Jill: She wants to smell pretty for her date with Mr. Leonard.
Brad: Grandma's going out on a date? Isn't she a little old for that?
Jill: Brad, your social life doesn't end just because you're a senior citizen.
Brad: I guess you'll find out in a couple years.
Jill: You do know that the oldest son has to feed and bathe his mother.
Brad: [shudders] Gross!