Jill: How would you like it if I directed your play?
Randy: I think my mom directing me in a love scene could seriously screw me up for life.
Tim: Honey, honey, honey, he's probably right. I'll direct.
Jill: Shakespeare's pretty deep stuff, Tim.
Tim: Oh, give me a break. "To be or not to be" isn't any deeper than "Does everybody know what time it is?"