Tim: This is not about accepting responsibility. This is about me being neutered and chewing on my slippers.
Jill: Who said anything about you being neutered?
Tim: Certain experts I talked to.
Jill: Oh, what experts, Harry and Benny? Where did they get their degrees? University of I'm An Idiot?
Tim: Well, they may be idiots, but they think exactly like I do.