Quote from Al in 'Twas the Flight Before Christmas
Al: On the other hand, she is my mother. But on the other hand, Ilene could be the mother of my children. On the other hand... Tim: Al, that's eight hands. Why don't you take one of them and slap yourself? [Al's beeper rings] Woman: Excuse me. Are you by any chance a doctor? Tim: No. He's a mama's boy.