Quote from Wilson in 'Twas the Flight Before Christmas
Wilson: Well, hi-de-ho-ho-ho, neighborette. And a Merry Christmas! Jill: Maybe on your side of the fence. I got boys crawling on the roof, Tim's stuck in Alpena, and a depressed orthodontist crying into her pfeffernusse. Wilson: So, Tim is stuck in Alpena, huh? That is such a lovely town. You know, I have a very good friend who works there. He's a clerk at the airport.