Mike: Hey, what do you say we forget these drinks and talk about this while we're getting a shiatsu?
Tim: Well, as much as I like shopping for small yapping dogs... [chuckles] I'm a little pressed for time.
Mike: A shiatsu is a massage.
Tim: Then I'd much rather shop for a small yapping dog.
Bud: Aw, Tim's just kidding. He'd love to go for a massage.
Mike: Oh, good! Because I've signed some of my biggest deals in the massage room with nothing but a towel covering my butt.
Tim: I hate to think where you keep your pen.