Randy: Oh, look, Mark. It's the sister we've always wanted.
Mark: Hello, Bradina.
Brad: Laugh all you want. But I've been going out with Jessica for two weeks, and she hasn't noticed one zit.
Randy: Yeah, but that doesn't explain the lipstick and the mascara.
Brad: Well, I dumped out all of Mom's makeup. Which do you think covers my zits better? Bashful Beige or Nearly Nude?
Randy: This is too weird.