Wilson: So, are you enjoying your haggis?
Judith: It's very tender. What's in this?
Wilson: That is sheep's liver and other assorted organs.
Judith: It's very filling. These are lovely candles.
Wilson: Hmm. Well, thank you. I've always found it fascinating how a candle burns. The hot flame moves downward, thus melting the wax, which rises through the wick through capillary action... Oh, boy, that was dull.