Al: Uh, actually, Tim, there's something I need to talk to you about. It's about yesterday. After you left the hardware store, I noticed a little something was missing.
Tim: Thank you, Al. I do kind of light up a hardware store, don't I?
Al: I... Actually, you know that Swiss army knife your boys were admiring?
Tim: Yeah.
Al: It's gone.
Tim: You're not suggesting one of my boys stole it, are you?
Al: No. But knives don't just get up and walk off on their own.
Tim: Well, maybe Harry stole it.
Al: Why would Harry steal a pocketknife from his own store?
Tim: To collect the insurance.