Quote from Al in No, No, Godot
Tim: How long does that take you? Eight minutes? Al: Actually, four, but I'm very fast. I've been changing tires all my life. Tim: Really? Your whole life? Al: Yes, my whole life. As a matter of fact, I started out with my little red wagon. Then I had the tricycle. Then Big Blue, my first two-wheeler. Tim: You keep these tire stories going, I'm going to have to retire.