Quote from Benny in A House Divided
Benny: Can you guys loan me a space heater? Al: What for? Benny: The furnace in my residence has a gas leak. I don't have the means to get it fixed. Harry: What kind of dump are you living in now? Benny: For your edification, it's an eight-room house. One room, I'm not sure what it is. It's got a lot of books in it. Tim: The bathroom. Al: You can't afford an eight-room house. Benny: True, but my beloved aunt is in Florida for a few months. And while the aunt's away, the nephew will stay. Tim: My guess is he won't pay. Benny: And I'm covered till May.