Heidi: Does everybody know what time it is?
Audience: Tool Time!
Heidi: That's right. Binford Tools is proud to present Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor.
Tim: Whoo! Thank you, everybody, and welcome to Tool Time. I am Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. And you all know my assistant Al "I Wish l..." [women in the audience cheer] Well, I guess we all read the article, didn't we?
Woman: I love you, Al.
Al: Thank you.
Tim: Well, it's gosh darn nice to have all you ladies in the audience with us on Tool Time. You'll enjoy the show because we're talking about French doors today.
Woman: We wanna talk about Al.
Tim: Well, actually, Al and French doors share something in common. They're both things I like to slam.