Tim: Jill had a speech at the library. I told her I'd tape it.
Al: You taped that? Great, 'cause Ilene really wanted to see it.
Eddie: Is she the orthodontist you're seeing?
Al: That she is. Hey, maybe one night this week, Ilene and I could come and watch Jill's speech. We'll show you the tape of Ilene speaking at the wisdom tooth symposium.
Tim: Or I could just put my head in a vise.