Al: What about me? I have money.
Tim: But you gotta be willing to withdraw it from your mattress, Al. [guys laugh]
Al: It's not in my mattress.
Tim: Oh, cut it out.
Harry: So wait a minute. You're saying you're interested, Al?
Al: Well, yeah. I mean, $15,000, that's... that's a lot of money, but on the other hand, it's always been a dream of mine to own a hardware store.
Tim: It's also been a dream of yours to walk around your mom without taking a rest stop. I'm just kidding, Al.