Tim: You know, and I kind of resent the fact you think you're a better parent than I am.
Jill: I did not say that.
Tim: Well, that's what it sounded like to me. [doorbell rings] I'll have you know, I spend a lot more time with my boys than most parents. I'm caring, I'm understanding, and I'm responsible. [opens door] Hi, Beth.
Beth: Hi, Mr. Taylor. I'm here to see Randy.
Tim: Randy? Honey, did you pick Randy up from football practice?
Jill: No. His caring, sensitive, responsible father was supposed to do that.
Tim: [grunts] Oh, yeah. I'm on my way.