Jill: Forget about it, Brad. You're not gonna get your own phone.
Brad: It's not for me. You see, Mom, I want this for you.
Jill: Explain to me how you getting a phone benefits me.
Brad: Well, you know how I'm always tying up the phone line? Then you get upset and yell at me, and then you feel bad about it? Well, if I had my own phone, you wouldn't suffer like that.
Jill: I'm touched by your thoughtfulness, Brad, but, actually, I don't mind yelling at you, I find it's a good release for me.