Quote from Tim in Don't Tell Momma
Tim: Hi. How's your studying going? Jill: Fine. Except I have a test in three days and a book that I can see through. Tim: Maybe it'll be an open-book test. Jill: Ha ha ha. Tim: I know I get crazy about cars, you know. My car, your car, anybody's car. But it's... It's like Bat Masterson said. You can't get obsessed the way old people drive through water if their servants are on fire. Jill: No, I guess you can't.