Quote from Tim in Don't Tell Momma
Jill: OK, let me get this straight. First, you give me a hard time because I get a little teeny scratch on the door, then you let somebody drop a building on it. Not only do you not tell me about any of this, but you tell other people that it was my fault.
Tim: It could've been your fault.
Tim: Maybe that scratch weakened the entire structure of this car.
Jill: That is such a crock.