Jill: Come on, people, I got a hundred dollars. Do I hear one-fifty, one-fifty, one-fifty?
Tim: Guy in the back. Two hundred, he says.
Al: I didn't see a hand.
Tim: He's got gloves on.
Jill: OK, we have two hundred dollars. Do I hear three hundred, three hundred, three hundred? Somebody give me three hundred. Anybody give me three hundred, anybody, anybody. Nobody. All right. I bid three hundred dollars.
Al: You can't bid, you're the auctioneer.
Jill: It's my auction and I'll bid if I want to. Three hundred dollars. Going once, going twice. Going home with me for three hundred dollars. [bangs gavel]
Tim: Wait, you put the gavel down too fast. The guy in the back. Speak up, sir.
Man: How can I get tickets to Bob Vila's show?