Tim: Well, let's bring out our guest auctioneer with a big round of applause. [Jill walks past the stage door] This woman's enjoyed my tool expertise for the last 15 years. Big warm Tool Time welcome for Jill "The Tool Wife" Taylor! Honey, come on.
Jill: Thank you. I should mention that all the proceeds from the auction today go to the Detroit Public Library. Should we start the bidding?
Tim: Yeah.
Al: Actually, before you start the bidding, I have a surprise entry for the auction.
Tim: Surprise?
Al: Yes. I think it'll bring in quite a tidy sum. Let's have a warm welcome for "The Tool Man" that needs no introduction. The grand master of tools, Mr. Bob Vila.